Totally BS Profile: Evan Rachel Wood

You might know Evan Rachel Wood as the chick with a dude’s name who is engaged to Marilyn Manson, except that she isn’t anymore. She still has a dude’s name and all, but Manson will no longer be Mr. Evan Rachel because none of the dozens of inexplicably hot women that Manson has been involved with, including Dita Von Teese and Rose McGowan, have been able to get past the fact he looks like Paul from the Wonder Years.

Recently, we pretended to sit down with Evan and ask her how things are going. Here’s what we like to think she would have said.

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