kimphoy: July 2011

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Guess That Ass

And the answer is Marissa Miller. Hammer Don't Hurt Em! Wow, what an ass! Between this and Bar Refaeli this may be the best two day streak of guess that ass of all time. Just perfect asses. I am neither ashamed or embarrassed to admit that I would piss myself in two seconds if I saw Marissa Miller in person. And so ends the greatest day in the history of Guess That Ass. They'll be talking about this day for generations to come no doubt.

Huge Abigail Clancy gallery (GorillaMask) Tips for dating (TSB Mag) Ronaldo totals his Ferrari (Sports Crackle Pop) Carmen Electra likes coat hangers (Don Chavez) Who’s Emily Blunt and where can I get more of her? (Nextround.net) Steroids at USC? No way! (YepYep) Bollywood Sex Symbols : Thirty Sexiest Actresses (Gunaxin) Where They Stand: Seattle Mariners (Sharapova’s Thigh) Simoni Racing 2009 Calendar (MoonDog Sports) Olivia Munn Wants To Show You A few Of Her Vacation Pictures… (The Beer Goggler) Bored? Let Diamond Dave get you through the day (9 to Fried)

Remember when Paris Hilton came out of jail and sobbed to Larry King, saying, “I want to create a center for women coming out of jail, and I want to work to educate people about drinking and driving, and i want to help sick kids.” Well, I think her publicist was like “Um, you should probably do at least one of those things.” Then Paris sighed and was like “Fiiiine. But after I help these kids, I should be able to start saying the N word again, deal?” Hollywood rag reports: Hilton has made an “extremely generous” donation to the Los Angeles

Courtney Cox

Courtney Cox bikini candids on the set of Cougartown on Malibu beach.

Eva Mendes: I long ago would love speedy sustenance: The 36-year-old actress is famed for her roles on his movies such as 2 Fast 2 Furious, Hitch and We Own the Night. The gorgeous star boasts a host of interesting pastimes, including playing sports and intellectual pursuits, but one thing she never indulges in is cookery.

How can a chick as hot as Evangeline Lilly stay lost for so many years? Lindsay Lohan gives us a nice peek (NSFW) I love girls putting on bikini tops at the beach (NSFW) Lucy Pinder is all kinds of sexy (NSFW) A SFW Jenna Haze gallery Michelle Marie smoking hot in a bikini (ads NSFW) Sofia Webber does fun things for Penthouse (NSFW) Megan Fox demonstrates how to wear tight-fitting jeans Lindsay Lohan looking cute at the Chanel Boutique Emily Scott in Maxim (NSFW) Picture of the day: Bring it on! Smoking hot smoking chicks (ads NSFW) Marisa Miller flashes her bare butt (ads NSFW)

Danielle Lloyd (born 16 December 1983, Liverpool) is an English lingerie and glamour model, and Miss England 2004.

Classy Party Girl with Dress Cleavage. Nice peek down her tight little dress!

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Monica Bellucci, 44, graces the August 2009 issue of GQ Russia. Few of the pics have been recycled from the November 2008 issue of GQ Italy. Nevertheless, she’s still the hottest milf in the whole white world! No arguing there.

Miss COED: Joanna Prus

8 Twenty-two-year-old blond super-stunner Joanna Prus is a bikini and fashion model from Wayne, New Jersey. Her credits include a ton of advertisements, and catalogs for major designers. Which is all well and good, but we think her specific skill-set would be better utilized if she were just constantly covered in baby oil and wearing nearly nothing. Don’t you agree?

Sky Blue Bra Beauty with an amazing body!

Where You’ve Seen Her: Maryse Ouellet SHOULD be a character on Jersey shore, but she’s a female wrestler, which is almost as cool. She’s wrestled for WWE, and before that modeled for Hawaiian Tropic, as well as posed for Playboy…so she might as well be Snooki’s new arch nemesis.

Pointless Quote: "I’m the Sexiest of Sexy."

After using bare essentials, most women prefer to switch to the line as their regular brand, as so many women have seen positive results that come from using the popular line of makeup. From the prep that is required to prime the skin and get it in the best condition to accept the makeup, bare essentials can be used to create the appearance of flawless skin. After all, everyone wants flawless appearing skin!

Where You’ve Seen Her: Paula Garces is the epitome of the hot Latina. Starring in everything from The Shield to Guiding Light, she’s kept us gawking for hours on end. She was also Maria in Harold & Kumar, one of the greatest stoner comedies out there. Pointless Quote: “Do you want to stick around for a while?”

Well it’s about time we delved into our South cousins for some more sideline reporters, right? Here’s Adriana Monsalve, who hosts ESPN Deportes that some kind soul directed my attention to. Her homepage can be found here. I’m assuming it’s her official site.

Adriana Monsalve grew up in Caracas , Venezuela , and graduated with a bachelor’s degree in advertising and communications.

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Oh sure I just posted some photos of Victoria Silvestedt in a bikini in St. Barth’s yesterday, but they weren’t the best of pics. They were good, don’t get me wrong, but today these came across my desk and they’re way better.

MLB: Madam dated Alex Rodriguez and provided him hookers
MLB: Players’ association files grievance

Where You’ve Seen Her: Naomi Watts is a name we haven’t seen or heard in a while. She’s been in such movies as the PJ Stink bomb King Kong and the much overrated The Ring. But her real feat was fapping on screen in the incomprehensible Mulholland Drive.

8By J Bryant Claire Sinclair leaked on E network’s “Holly’s World” Sunday night that she is the 2011 Playboy Playmate of the Year. Although, Playboy has yet to officially announce the most coveted of covergirl titles, the perky, pale, pin-up model spilled the beans to Holly Madison while Holly’s entourage was trash-talking 2008 Playboy PMOY Jayde Nicole. I have to admit we had our money on Heather Rae Young or Jaime Faith Edmondson, but a big COED congrats is due to 2010 Miss October – Claire Sinclair. Great Job!

Chanelle Hayes needed to boost her PR a little bit, so did this sexy photo shoot and brought her new twins out to play. I can't really say if they're bought, or homegrown. She did, believe it or not, just have a new baby 8 months ago, so maybe they're just mommy boobies.

10. Joe Namath's Beer GogglesDec. 20th, 2003. In this late season Saturday Night game, and Joe Willie was there being honored as a member of the Jets all-time team. His near sexual assault of an unsuspecting Suzy Kolber took all the focus off of Chad Pennington on a night when the then media darling Chad was throwing five INTs on the way to a 21-16 loss. It would've been hard to kiss Suzy with Pennington's penis lodged in her mouth. Joe's just a happy guy...Oh boy is he happy...9.

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Take your pick: Alexis, Katherine, or Brittney???

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Salma Hayek is probably one of the sexiest celebs around. And these pics show us why. Clad in her cleavage exposing outfits, she’s just too irresistible! And how about those candid shots of her naked?! Definitely a knocker to all of the guys. Big tits shown on some of her movie clips, she’s simply amazing!

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7 This 21-year-old stunner is a student at Western Michigan University for fashion merchandising, graduating in ’09. Audrey recently sent us her pictures, and we just have to say – WOW! We didn’t know they had girls of this caliber up in Kalamazoo! Not only is she super fly, she enjoys “playing football, tailgating, tennis, going to and watching sporting events and cooking.” So yeah, she’s basically perfect. BTW, does Kalamazoo have an airport? Check out Audrey Lamb‘s Miss COED gallery after the jump!

Age: 30

Miss COED: Charity Hodges

5 This blonde bombshell’s no dummy. Having attended the University of Tennessee and ultimately taking home a degree in finance from the University of South Florida. Charity Hodges doesn’t actually need your charity at all. She’s been featured on the pages of Maxim and Stuff and if you are one of the six people who watch Two And A Half Men on CBS, you may have seen here there as well. Expect to see more of this Tampa native, because a girl with a few brains and a body like this will certainly go far. Check out Charity Hodges’ Miss COED gallery after the jump!

I enjoyed my last two posts on Dutch sexpots so much that I thought I would go for the trifecta.

Sexy Busty Asian Cleavage laying on her stomach with her asian feet in the air. So hot!

Just a couple of quick celebrity gossip tidbits that came across the news today. First off, Megan Fox and that guy from the old 90210 have apparently gotten married just a week or so after announcing their engagement (again). It seems that the two of them were wed at the Four Seasons Resort on the Big Island of Hawaii over the weekend. There go your dreams of ever bagging Megan I guess.

Heidi Montag Videos: Existing direct porn flick: Although their sex tape failed to be launched, Heidi Montag and hubby Spencer Pratt's career in porn flick may take off anyway. The couple, who recently announced their bankruptcy, has received an offer to go behind the lens and direct an explicit film.

Just a spicy Japanese morsel to get you over hump day. She’s a JAV (Japanese Adult Video) star, which means porn star. What movies has she been in? Here’s what we found:

You have the predictable Great Tasting Big Tits, Illegal Tits Violation, Voluptuous Tits, and the ear-pleasing Tits Abloom.

So the Pats finally released high quality photos of their cheerleaders in their Halloween costumes from the Washington game. Naturally I felt like it was my duty to go through and rank all of them. So here we go starting with the A Team;

(All Photos from Patriots.com)

A Team

1. Quinn Kingston

Amateur Flashing Her Flower Print Bra and hot pink panties.

Looks like Spencer Pratt isn’t the only Pratt still trying to stay famous these days as his sister Stephanie posed for a few photos by a pool in Beverly Hills recently. I’m still not sure what to make of Stephanie. She does have a pretty bangable bod and she doesn’t seem quite as annoying as some of the other members of The Hills, and yet she was spawned from the same vagina that gave birth to the human abortion that is Spencer. It’s quite a conundrum I am facing as you can clearly see.

There are just some girls who don't mind wearing mini-skirts even though their booties are showing already. But they don't mind because, for them, mini-skirts are cool to wear, especially on summer. These are pictures of the girls summer who prefer to freshen up by wearing the mini-skirts.

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