kimphoy: May 2011

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Angelina Jolie

Age: 33

Where You’ve Seen Her: Alice Greczyn has been in a variety of hits such as Sleepover, Fat Albert, Sex Drive, and now is in the hit show Lincoln Heights, which I know you’ve all heard of. Aside from that, she’s one the hottest women I’ve laid my eyes on.

Pointless Quote: "Life is precious."

Age: 22

Where You’ve Seen Her: Adina Barbu is a Romanian model who has had one badass life. She spent many years in Japan and dated a prominent member of the Yakuza and is considered to have the biggest boobs in her home country. I’d make an implant joke, but I don’t want her Ex to knock on my door.

3 Any hottie list that kicks off with Ali Larter at #100 and ends with Jessica Alba at #1 is good in my book. Oh Sh*t! Did I just give away FHM’s #1 Sexiest Women in the World for 2007? Oops! Even though you now know #1, the list is still very solid and worth checking out… Follow COED Magazine on Twitter Fan COED Magazine on Facebook Check out these great posts from our partners Girl on Girl Kama Sutra PHOTO: Three friends with nice butts… PHOTO: One of my favorite internet photos ever PHOTO: Tie Bra!!

The Oscars happened last night, and attractive ladies wore haute couture gowns on the red carpet.

[smattering of polite applause]

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Time for a little anatomy lesson. And since I’m no Mr. Wizard, I’m going to keep this simple:

The MTV Video Music Awards took place last night for some reason. Not sure how you can have video music awards when no one watched music videos anymore, but I digress. As usual, since it is a lame awards show, many sexy babes were there including Emma Stone in the best dress of the evening. Also in attendance, shown in order below, Emma, Hayley Williams, Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, Audrina Patridge, Victoria Justice, Rosario Dawson, Amber Lancaster, Ciara, Ashley Greene, Jenna Jameson, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Brenda Song, Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley, and Maria Menounos.

Where You’ve Seen Her: Kelly Overton is a lesser known actress who’s been in a crap ton of TV stuff, but now…She’s Christie Monteiro in the new Tekken movie! Which basically means she’s going to get over a million teenage boy stalkers who’ve all "played her". We’ll see how this turns out.

Pointless Quote: "I never thought I’d get to play Christie Monteiro."

Kelly Brook is so crazy hot that even a new advertising campaign is newsworthy. She’s taken some very nice pictures for Lynx deodorant (which is sort of like the British Axe) and shot a video in which she’s an angel fallen to earth. Only she’s trapped! The archangel is trapped, writhing helplessly on a bed wearing a silky nightie. Can you help?

I only say that Leticia Cline needs to get back into wrestling so I have some way of seeing her in moving pictures once a week. You gotta love a girl who goes from Maxim Hometown Hottie to wrestling to Playboy, don’t you? It should be the standard career arc for all hot women IMO.

Yep... still there and still fantastic!

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Lindsay Lohan had to head back to court the other day for Lord knows what this time and as you can see she has a firm grasp on what one should wear when facing potential life-changing situations: Cut off jean shorts, a flannel shirt and thigh high stockings. “Hello? This is Reality calling. Is Lindsay there? No? Okay, I’ll call back.” Oh, they were high-fashion denim shorts you say? Well, then. It’s all good.

Boobalicious Jordan Carver, NFL WAG Julie Dorenbos, Bodypainted Jessica Szohr

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The other kids on the block dreaded going to the dentist, because they knew they’d have a bunch of cavities that would require painful fillings. Not us.

Your parents always were adamant about living below their means, to the point where your house had only one bathroom. This was in spite of the fact that your family had four kids, three of them teenage girls.

The gloves signify that she's ready to go to work... or something...

0 You’ve seen Australian hottie Sophie Monk in Date Movie and Click, but most recently she has been in the news for her relationship(s). In February 2008 Monk and her fiancée of nearly 2 years Benji Madden from Good Charlotte split up. He is now dating herpes bandit Paris Hilton and she is linked to multi-millionaire and omnipresent Hollywood talking head Ryan Seacrest. Check out Sophie Monk’s Miss COED gallery after the jump!

Macenstein’s Mac Chick of the Month: Ancilla Tilia [Macenstein] The 30 Greatest Moments In Katy Perry Cleavage History [Manofest] The 20 Hottest Pictures Of Kristen Bell [Heavy] EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Naked Photos Of Ashton Kutcher's Mistress Surface — Her Party Lifestyle Revealed [Radar Online] DynastySeries TV: Jeny Romero – Sunset Bay [Dynasty Series] Karaoke Queen Gemma Merna [DJ Mick] Introducing Kelsey Dunn [Guyism] Vanessa Veasley in Lingerie that Isn’t Really There [GorillaMask]

In case you missed it, and how could you have if you call yourself a real man, Maxim’s Hometown Hotties finalists for 2009 have been chosen and the voting has begun. Now unlike some elections, say the one for President of the United States, this one actually means something. So here’s a little preview to help you get your, uh, vote on… Now get out there and make a difference, people!! (vote here)

Twitter has spawned a whole new breed of voyeuristic babes happy to chronicle their sexy exploits. Needless to say, we are all for such technological advances. Here’s a sampling of shutter-happy girls on Twitter who will make it worth your while, should you choose to follow.

I don’t know when superbabe (and my new dreamgirl) Sara Jean Underwood did this photo shoot for Black Belt TV, but I am immediately going to be paying a hell of a lot more attention to Black Belt TV, whatever the hell that is… (Okay, I lied, but at least I know it exists now. Back to drooling…) Some NSFW Sara Jean stuff here.

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31By COED Staff We know, we know: summer ’09 is over, fall is here and it’s time to hunker down for the brisk months ahead. Which means all the lovely cleavage has gone into hibernation until spring. But before you go and drink yourself to death from that thought, we wanted to remind you of one of the best parts of cooler weather – super sexy sweater kittens! See, Old Man Winter is a pervert, too! (Click thumb for full image or click here for gallery mode) Check out these posts. Follow COED Magazine on Twitter

(ND QB Jimmy Clausen on the right. Jay my Miller Guy from Dartmouth on the left.)

I was watching the movie Predator the other day and I started thinking, “I wonder how they came up with the Predator.” Like, I kinda think it was a bunch of people in a room and they had a picture of him up on a screen and were like “okay, I think we’ve done it. I think we’ve made the most bad ass movie character of all time. He looks super awesome, he’s got a gnarly weapon that hangs out on his shoulder and blows shit up, he’s got dreads.

NASCAR: Jimmie Johnson has words of warning for Danica
NFL: Fake Ben Roethlisberger Facebook page says he has skin cancer

Katie Cassidy, best known for being David Cassidy’s daughter and playing Amanda, I mean Ella Simms, on the new 90210, did a photo spread for Cosmopolitan magazine. I say she “extended her career” with this layout because who really thinks this 90210 remake is going to last? Though Katie doesn’t have it as bad as some actresses out there, what with her being the spawn of a rich and famous actor/singer and all.

Ah, Valentine’s Day, the great swindle. Let us guess…

14By J Bryant Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls gather ’round. Oktoberfest 2010 is finally upon us. That means 16 straight days, of beer, babes, beer, fun and beer… and did we mention girls kissing other girls while getting drunk on beer? Needless to say no other holiday so thoroughly satisfies our greatest desires like this busty babe and beer-filled festival. So grab your clogs, your beer steins, and get ready for 92 Oktoberfest Bier Maidens Making Out.

Hot Columbian Cleavage. Cute latina with huge cleavage and wet boobs. Muy caliente!

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Take your pick: Stacey, Alaina, or Keisha???

A.C. Slater has a hot girlfriend with a pretty severe case of butterfaceitis. Karina Smirnoff, no relation to the vodka (as far as I know, I didn’t actually look it up), has a bangin’ body and wears bikini tops that don’t always stay on, so I give her a thumbs up despite her Ivan Drago-esgue grill.

Yesterday we brought you a sexy little video that Marisa Miller did playing a pirate for Captain Morgan. Today we bring you Marisa Miller doing what she does best: looking sexy in a magazine. In this case it’s for 944 magazine. I’m not sure what 944 is exactly, but I am now a big fan. I wonder how much a subscription is. Maybe I can work out a trade or something. I have some really valuable Pokemon cards I could give them. Sure, they’re my daughter’s cards, but she won’t miss ‘em.

0 Lauren Stevens is a senior at University Florida majoring in Event Planning. Check out her Miss COED Gallery after the jump!

Guyism After Dark: Kenya, Bianca, or Lexi???

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1By COED Staff Samantha Hahn is a 25-year-old smokeshow from Metuchen, New Jersey. She used to compete in beauty pageants and although she’s never been a Miss Universe, we wonder if she’s done anything scandalous to end up on our list of 28 Beauty Queens Gone Wild. If she has, then we’d probably need to get abs like The Situation and hair like Pauly D just to keep up. We’re not saying she’s a gaudy guidette! But, maybe one of these pick up lines would work on her. In the meantime, enjoy these pics of the former beauty queen turned actress.

Adrianne Palicki currently stars as “Tyra Collette” on the television series Friday Night Lights.

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